im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
