Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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