is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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