so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Randomize
