On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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