Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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