I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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