Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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