Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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