Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
