She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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