im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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