i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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