I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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