Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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