Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
