It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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