Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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