You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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