One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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