So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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