Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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