He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
