i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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