Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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