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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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