All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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