And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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