Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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