this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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