Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
