Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There r osticjed everywhere
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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