Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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