WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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