Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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