A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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