this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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