I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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