More tranny stories later!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Another day, another engagement, another cat
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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