She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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