Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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