I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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