Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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