yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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