I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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