And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Me. At least after what I've been through.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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