Christians are straight up FREAKS
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
ugly people sure do ruin things
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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