I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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