I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
