is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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